How stupid a language translator can be??

I jus tired translating few sentences from English (U.S) to German. Here are the results of repetitive translation of the resultant text.. from English to German and vice-versa.
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I have lot of work to do. My manager just finished dictating me my schedule today.

Ich habe Los Arbeit, zum zu tun. Mein Manager beendete gerade, mich heute vorzuschreiben mein Zeitplan.

I have lot work, to do to. My manager terminated straight, me today to prescribe my schedule.

Ich habe Losarbeit, zu tun. Mein Manager gerade beendet, ich heute, zum meines Zeitplanes vorzuschreiben.

I have lot work, to do. My manager straight terminates, I today, to prescribe to my schedule.

Ich habe Losarbeit, tun. Mein Manager beendet gerade, I heute, zu meinem Zeitplan vorschreiben.

I have lot work, do. My manager terminates straight, I today, prescribe to my schedule.

Ich habe Losarbeit, . Mein Manager beendet gerade, I heute, schreiben Sie zu meinem Zeitplan vor.

I have lot work, . My manager terminates straight, I today, prescribe to my schedule.

!?!?!?!?!?!?!

A walk :)

As I was walking down the dumpy bumpy road
With my billy goat and huge green toad..
I saw a garden of lollipops..
with green, blue and pink skytops..
So I said "hey ho hey ho...lifes so gay!"..
Have fun, it costs nothing to pay
But when those dark clouds came,
it threatend my long walk to end..
I didnt stop...coz it was all the same..
somewhere a lamp that lit up the bend
So I strode on..the light upon my path.
and finally reached home to take a hot shower bath.
There was noone who guided me but the hope within.
Its self love first next coming the kith and kin..

இனிய தமிழ்ப்புத்தாண்டு நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள்!